tumblr < glee
for real, i’m so sad.
enzo [confession #11]
aka my boyfriend aka heidi’s fake child. no joke, enzo is the best part of the hills. he’s probably in more episodes than lo and makes the show ten times better than audrina could ever do. if you don’t know who enzo is, it’s heidi’s minion that is always found in her home colouring or playing video games. spencer hates him and that makes it even better. the thing...
fml. i got my first cavity.
vickypee (if you catch my drift)
you’re pictures are the bestest shit ever.
shit, they say the best things in life are free.
This Just Made My Day
magicmischiefmayhem: when you’re ugly on the inside, you’re uglier on the outside :) BAM BITCH !
i just twisting my ankle jerking.
everything that rises is bound to fall. it’s the laws of nature.– the father (smartass)
you're a jerk [confession #10]
i strongly believe that if you jerk enough, you can lose weight.
i hope you know that the reason why i will fail math is because of you i hope you know that the reason why i’m attracted to quite white guys is because of you i hope you know that the reason why i fear failure like a beating is because ofyou i hope you know that the reason why i wanna go far away is to get away from you i hope you know that i’m barely home because of you. but...
i'm finally done
my french. and god am i happy.
“According to Greek mythology, humans were...
fionadeehoilett: rahelabebe: ayeeepatrick: kaeknows: exyoon: (via fakenicebitch)
going to gaga. yes yes yes yes yes. my life is...
15 minutes till gaga sells in ottawa
school [confession #9]
i feel so stupid and so behind in school that i’m considering a sick leave until semester number two.
to the in real life friends [confession #8]
stop hating on each other. it’s our last year. and you’re breaking things up. :)
This is the birth of a new dawn. There is no way back for me now. I am going to...– Alexander McQueen (via runbarbierun)
let's talk about sex
t: penises are funny
o: wtf lol how?
t: well when they're not erect they make me laugh. when they are... they kinda scared me a bit.
o: oh ya when they're small. like short and chubby looool
t: yeah, it's not cute.
about hypocrites [confession #7]
at one point in our lives, we’ve all been a hypocrite. it’s another one of those things that you don’t like admitting because you just look stupid and shit. sometimes i’m a hypocrite, and i’ve totally come to terms with it.
if the lady gaga concert tickets sell out before i...
i will go for the kill.