March 2011
44 posts
clap for the heavyweight champ-me.
you don’t even understand how tolerant to alcohol i’ve gotten. last night had like 12 drinks worth, didn’t even get slightly tipsy. i was buzzed for legit 5 minutes. and let me tell you, when i’m coherent, the club is not fun. but i had mcds. overall, a successful saturday.
my boyfriend's mom
she is like the most coolest and amazing person on earth. just needed to ramble on about her for a while. i let her borrow my cd’s, we text each other gibberish, we tag team my boyfriend and she lets me eat her baked goods whenever i please. she’s the baddest bitch mom i ever did see. love that woman!
Money over bitches nigga that's the plan.
Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t phase me.
– Nicki Minaj
accounting midterm tomorrow
have i started studying? no.
Even if I had a pocket full of fucks, I still wouldn’t give you one.
i miss my baby. :(
good night texts
t: i need to say good night to you tonight. maybe that'll make the bad dreams go away.
j: so don't fall asleep on me, missus. :3
t: i won't babe. sing me a lullaby
gosh, i hate his late night shifts.
enchanted-dystopia asked: saw you on fuckyeahblackbeauties. what kind of lipstick is that pink? i can never find any that look good on me, and that one is PERFECT.